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MY 12 SLAVES OF CHRISTMAS
Posted December 1, 2010 by MZMUSE
FOR MY FIRST SLAVE OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
A SLAVE HUNG LIKE AN OAK TREE.

FOR MY SECOND SLAVE OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
TWO FURRY LOVES,
AND, A SLAVE HUNG LIKE AN OAK TREE.

FOR MY THIRD SLAVE OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
THREE SISSY MAIDS,
TWO FURRY LOVES,
AND, A SLAVE HUNG LIKE AN OAK TREE.

FOR MY FOURTH SLAVE OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
FOUR CUCKOLD SLAVES,
THREE SISSY MAIDS,
TWO FURRY LOVES,
AND, A SLAVE HUNG LIKE AN OAK TREE.

FOR MY FIFTH SLAVE OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
FIVE WITH FRENUM PIERCINGS,
FOUR CUCKOLD SLAVES,
THREE SISSY MAIDS,
TWO FURRY LOVES,
AND, A SLAVE HUNG LIKE AN OAK TREE.

FOR MY SIXTH SLAVE OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
SIX SWITCHES PLEASIN',
FIVE WITH FRENUM PIERCINGS,
FOUR CUCKOLD SLAVES,
THREE SISSY MAIDS,
TWO FURRY LOVES,
AND, A SLAVE HUNG LIKE AN OAK TREE.

FOR MY SEVENTH SLAVE OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
SEVEN MASTERS FLOGGIN',
SIX SWITCHES PLEASIN',
FIVE WITH FRENUM PIERCINGS,
FOUR CUCKOLD SLAVES,
THREE SISSY MAIDS,
TWO FURRY LOVES,
AND, A SLAVE HUNG LIKE AN OAK TREE.

FOR MY EIGHTH SLAVE OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
EIGHT MISTRESS MILKIN',
SEVEN MASTERS FLOGGIN',
SIX SWITCHES PLEASIN',
FIVE WITH FRENUM PIERCINGS,
FOUR CUCKOLD SLAVES,
THREE SISSY MAIDS,
TWO FURRY LOVES,
AND, A SLAVE HUNG LIKE AN OAK TREE.

FOR MY NINTH SLAVE OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
NINE LADIES LICKIN',
EIGHT MISTRESS MILKIN',
SEVEN MASTERS FLOGGIN',
SIX SWITCHES PLEASIN',
FIVE WITH FRENUM PIERCINGS,
FOUR CUCKOLD SLAVES,
THREE SISSY MAIDS,
TWO FURRY LOVES,
AND, A SLAVE HUNG LIKE AN OAK TREE.

FOR MY TENTH SLAVE OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
TEN LORD'S A SUCKIN',
NINE LADIES LICKIN',
EIGHT MISTRESS MILKIN',
SEVEN MASTERS FLOGGIN',
SIX SWITCHES PLEASIN',
FIVE WITH FRENUM PIERCINGS,
FOUR CUCKOLD SLAVES,
THREE SISSY MAIDS,
TWO FURRY LOVES,
AND, A SLAVE HUNG LIKE AN OAK TREE.

FOR MY ELEVENTH SLAVE OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
ELEVEN PETS A PRANCIN',
TEN LORD'S A SUCKIN',
NINE LADIES LICKIN',
EIGHT MISTRESS MILKIN',
SEVEN MASTERS FLOGGIN',
SIX SWITCHES PLEASIN',
FIVE WITH FRENUM PIERCINGS,
FOUR CUCKOLD SLAVES,
THREE SISSY MAIDS,
TWO FURRY LOVES,
AND, A SLAVE HUNG LIKE AN OAK TREE.

FOR MY TWELFTH SLAVE OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
TWELVE DWARFS A DANCIN',
ELEVEN PETS A PRANCIN',
TEN LORD'S A SUCKIN',
NINE LADIES LICKIN',
EIGHT MISTRESS MILKIN',
SEVEN MASTERS FLOGGIN',
SIX SWITCHES PLEASIN',
FIVE WITH FRENUM PIERCINGS,
FOUR CUCKOLD SLAVES,
THREE SISSY MAIDS,
TWO FURRY LOVES,
AND, A SLAVE HUNG LIKE AN OAK TREE.


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WRITTEN BY: MZ.MUSE
MZMUSE
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Posted December 1, 2010 by MZMUSE
"WILL YOU WALK INTO MY PARLOR;
SAID MZ.SPIDER TO THE FLY.
'TIS THE MOST LUXURIOUS PARLOR,
THAT YOU EVER WILL SPY.
THE WAY INTO MY PARLOR IS UP A WINDING STAIR.
AND, I'VE MANY WONDROUS THINGS TO SHOW,
ONCE YOUR FINALLY THERE".

"OH, NO, NO"; SAID THE LIL' FLY,
" TO ASK ME IS IN VAIN".
FOR WHO GOES UP YOUR WINDING STAIR,
MAY NEVER CUM DOWN, AGAIN.

"I'M SURE YOU MUST BE WEARY, DEAR;
WITH SOARING UP SO HIGH".
"WHY DON'T YOU REST UPON MY BED"?
SAID; MZ. SPIDER TO THE FLY.

"MY MANY VEILS ARE DRAWN;
THE SHEETS ARE SILKY FINE & THIN".
"AND, IF YOU CARE TO REST AWHILE;
I'LL GLADLY TUCK YOU IN".

"OH, NO, NO," SAID THE LIL' FLY,
"FOR I'VE OFTEN HEARD IT SAID";
THEY NEVER EVER WAKE;
THOSE WHO SLEEP UPON YOUR BED"!

BEGUILING SPIDER TO THE FLY;
"DEAR FRIEND, WHAT CAN I DO?
TO PROVE THE WARM AFFECTIONS,
THAT I'VE ALWAYS FELT FOR YOU?

I HAVE WITHIN MY PARLOR;
GOOD STORE OF ALL THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M SURE YOUR VERY WELCOME;
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A BITE?"

"OH, NO, NO"; SAID THE LIL' FLY
"KIND MZ. THIS CANNOT BE.
I'VE HEARD WHAT'S IN YOUR PANTRY
AND, I DO NOT WISH TO SEE".

"SWEET CREATURE"; SAID THE SPIDER.
"YOUR WITTY & YOUR WISE.
HOW HANDSOME ARE YOUR GAUZY WINGS;
HOW BRILLIANT ARE YOUR EYES.
WHY JUST INSIDE MY PARLOR,
I HAVE A MIRROR, ON MY WALL.
SIMPLY STEP THIS WAY, MY DEAR
AND, YOU SHALL SEE IT ALL".

"THANK YOU, MZ."; SAID THE FLY.
"FOR WHAT YOUR PLEASED TO SAY.
AND, BIDDING YOU GOOD MORROW NOW;
I SHALL CALL ANOTHER DAY".

THE SPIDER TURNED, THEN ROUND ABOUT,
AND, WENT INSIDE HER DEN.
FOR WELL, SHE KNEW THIS SILLY FLY...
WOULD SOON CUM BACK, AGAIN.

SO, SHE WOVE A SUBTLE WEAVING,
WITHIN A CORNER SLY.
THEN, SET HER DINING TABLE;
TO FEAST UPON THIS FLY.

SHE CAME OUTSIDE HER HOME, ONCE MORE
AND, MERRILY DID SHE SING.
"CUM, HITHER, HITHER; HANDSOME FLY,
OF PEARL & SILVER WING".

ALAS, ALAS! HOW VERY SOON,
THIS GLUTTONOUS LIL' FLY;
WAFTING ON SUCH FRILLY WORDS,
CAME SLOWLY FLITTING BY.

WITH BUZZING WINGS; NOW HUNG ALOFT,
THEN NEAR & NEARER DREW;
CONSUMED OF SUCH PRISMATIC WORDS;
IN PINK CELESTIAL HUE.

POSSESSED NOW, OF SUCH EAGER MIND;
FOOLISH LIL' THING.
UP JUMPED THE CUNNING SPIDER;
LIKE A FIERCE & DEADLY STING.

SHE SNATCHED SAID FLY UP WINDING STAIR,
AND, INTO DARKENED DEN;
BEYOND HER PRIVATE PARLOR;
THIS FLY WAS NEVER SEEN, AGAIN!

AND NOW, MY LIL' BEAUTIES;
WHO MIGHT THIS STORY READ...
SUCH SILKY SPINNING PHRASES;
I HOPE YOU ALL SHALL HEED.

AS TO SEDUCTIVE SIRENS;
WARN HEART & EAR & EYE,
REMEMBERING SUCH LETHAL TALES;
OF SPIDERS & OF FLY. "


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WRITTEN BY: MZ.MUSE
MZMUSE
THE FEMINIZED FAIRYTALE OF LIL' RED
Posted December 1, 2010 by MZMUSE
ONCE UPON A TIME;
A SPRING DEW COVERED DAY.
LIL' RED PACKED HER BASKET,
AND, PLANNED ON SOME PLAY.

WITH A BIG BAG OF GOODIES,
TO AID IN HER PLAN,
OF A BRAND NEW IDEA;
TO SAVE FAIRYTALE LAND.

SHE SET OUT TO SUCCEED;
DAY OF RECKONING AT HAND.
GOT A DATE WITH DESTINY;
THIS HER DAY TO COMMAND.

BUT, AS SOON AS, RED WAS JUST LEAVIN',
HER MAW STARTED CRYIN' & CLEAVIN'.

MOTHER SOBBED FOR AWHILE,
THEN SHE STOOD IN RED'S WAY.
HEED THESE WORDS MY DEAR DAUGHTER;
I HAVE SUMTHIN TO SAY.
LIL'RED DON'T YOU EVER;
TRAVERSE ON THAT WAY.

DON'T LINGER; WHERE NO ONE DARES TO ROAM,
NEAR THE ENTRANCE OF THAT, BIG BAD WOLF'S HOME.

THROUGH THAT DEEPLY VEILED FORREST; ENCHANTED,
ACCESS DOWN THIS DARK TWISTED PATH; NEVER GRANTED.

SOME FOLKS HAVE OFTEN CLAIMED, THAT WOLF IS DEMONIC,
POSSESSING SECRETS OF A LYCAN'S TANTRIC LOVE TONIC.

HE'LL SHRED YOUR RED CLOAK, THEN YANK UP YOUR DRESS,
TEAR OFF YOUR ROUGE PANTIES, THEN RIP OFF THE REST.
GRABBED UP BY YOUR HAIR; THROWN DOWN IN THE HAY,
HE'LL GOBBLE YOU UP, LIKE A MAD-DOG; THEY SAY.

BUT, LIL' RED NEVER BEIN' ONE, TO ABANDON ALL HOPE;
QUICKLY GRABBED HER NEW BULL-WHIP; THEN PICKED UP HER ROPE.

SHE PACKED UP HER KNIFE & HER DEER-FLOGGER, TOO.
SHE WOULD NOT BE AFRAID; CAUSE SHE KNEW WHAT TO DO.

GONNA TEMPT THAT ANIMAL, WITH MY SUCCUBUS STARE.
GONNA TAUNT THAT OL' WOLF, WITH MY FLAMBOYANT FLAIR.
GONNA TAME THAT BAD BEAST, WITHIN HIS DARK SOUL.
GONNA LASH HIS BARE ASS; A RED CRIMSON GLOW.

SO, WITH THAT TO PROTECT HER & NOT MUCH MORE.
LIL' RED SKIPPED ON OUT; HER DEAR MOTHER'S DOOR.
HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THOSE DARK WOODS; OUR BRAVE DAMSEL DID STRAY.
TRAVELING STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART OF HER FEARS; YOU MIGHT SAY.

THEN, HALF WAY TO GRANDMAS; RED MET WITH A SIGHT.
BRAWNY LUMBERJACK CHOPPIN' WOOD; WITH MUCH MASCULINE MIGHT.
MUSCLES GLEAMING' & GLISTENIN' WITH SWEAT & WITH PRIDE.
LIL' RED STARTED STARIN'; ALL FUZZY INSIDE.

WOODCUTTER PAUSED JUST THEN, TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK.
MUSCLES RIPPLIN' & STRAININ' HIS FLANNEL SHIRT, WITH A QUAKE.
RED KICKED BACK; DAYDREAMIN' OVER FABULOUS VIEW.
BOLD & BRAZEN; LUST RAGIN', WITHIN RED; ANEW.

THIS HANDSOME DAY LABORER, THEN PAUSED JUST TO SAY;
A KIND WORD OF WARNING, IN A MOST CONCERNED WAY...
DO NOT TARRY, DO NOT PAUSE, MAKE HASTE; DON'T DELAY!
RUN AWAY LIL' RED; NEVER WANDER THIS WAY!

DON'T LINGER; WHERE NO ONE EVER DARES TO ROAM.
NEAR THE PLACE OF THAT BIG BAD OLD WOLF'S HOME.
TURN BACK NOW, FROM OMINOUS FORREST; ENCHANTED.
ACCESS DOWN DARK TWISTED PATHS; SHALL NEVER BE GRANTED.

HE'LL SHRED YOUR RED CLOAK & YANK UP YOUR DRESS...
TEAR OFF YOUR ROUGE PANTIES, THEN RIP OFF THE REST.
GRABBED UP BY YOUR HAIR, THROWN DOWN IN THE HAY...
HE'LL GOBBLE YOU UP LIKE A MAD-DOG; THEY SAY.

YET RED THOUGHT TO HERSELF; NEVER ONE TO LOOSE HOPE.
SHE HAD PICKED UP HER BULL-WHIP & GRABBED HER BEST ROPE.
SHE HAD PACKED UP HER KNIFE & HER DEER-FLOGGER, TOO.
SHE WOULD NOT BE AFRAID; SHE KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO.

GONNA TEMPT THAT ANIMAL, WITH MY SUCCUBUS STARE.
GONNA TAUNT THAT BAD WOLF, WITH MY FLAMBOYANT FLAIR.
GONNA TAME THAT OL' BEAST, WITHIN HIS DARK SOUL.
GONNA LASH HIS BARE ASS; A RED CRIMSON GLOW.

ONCE AGAIN LOST, TO HER DEEP CONTEMPLATIONS.
TRACKING MENTAL COMPASS OF HER CURRENT LOCATION,
BEFORE HEADING OUT; FILLED WITH EROTIC SENSATION...
RED PROMISED TO CUM BACK & CLAIM HER TRUE STATION;
AS MISTRESS, TO SLAVE OF WOODCUTTER'S VOCATION.

THUS, OUR HEROINE COCKED HER HEAD, WITH A SWEET SLY SMILE;
TOOK MENTAL NOTE OF BOY-TOY TO LAST FOR AWHILE.
A PLETHORA OF PLEASURES, DREAMT BY THE MILE.
PONDERINGS OF BLISS; DEALT AMAZONIAN STYLE.

RED RELUCTANTLY SIGHS; FOR LOSS OF MASCULINE VIEW.
SHAKES HER HEAD, THEN REJOINS HER QUEST; ALL ANEW.
FURTHER DOWN DARKENED PATH; THIS PRINCESS DID GO.
LILT OF A SIREN'S SONG; COMMUNAL HEART SET AGLOW.

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN; RED'S GUT WRENCHES IN FEAR;
LIL' AMAZON FEELS PRESENCE OF DANGER; QUITE NEAR.
SHE STEADIED HERSELF; POUNDING HEART, QUICKENED PACE...
SHE KNEW WITHOUT PAUSE, THAT THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.

THEN, SILENTLY STALKING BEHIND ON HER TRACKS...
ALL WITHOUT WARNING; DEVIL STANDS AT HER BACK.
FETID BREATH ON HER NAPE; HAIR STANDING ON END,
A LOW GROWL IN RED'S EAR; A WOLF'S BESTIAL GRIN;
"YOU'VE TRESPASSED TOO FAR & TOO LONG; NOW, MY FRIEND.
SO, WE'LL SEE OUR BRIEF STORY, TO IT'S INEVITABLE END."

YOU WERE TOLD TO VACATE THESE PATHS; NEVER GRANTED.
WARNED AGAINST MY DARK DEEP FORREST; ENCHANTED.

YOU'VE INVADED MY HOME; YOU'VE TRESPASSED MY LAIR...
SO NOW, YOU SHALL SPEND ALL ETERNITY THERE.

TO STAY WITH THIS WEREWOLF; SO DEFT & DEMONIC...
MY PASSION POSSESSES; YOUR MIND NOW HYPNOTIC

FIRST, I'LL SHRED YOUR RED CLOAK; THEN, I'LL YANK UP YOUR DRESS.
TEAR OFF YOUR ROUGE PANTIES, THEN RIP OFF THE REST!
GRABBED UP BY YOUR HAIR, THROWN DOWN IN THE HAY,
"GONNA FUCK YOU; LIL' RED... ALL NIGHT & ALL DAY!

BUT, THIS ULTRA-FEMME DEFIANTLY REFUSED TO BREAK.
SO, RED STARTED TO RAGE, THEN SHE STARTED TO QUAKE.
SHE TURNED ON THAT BEAST, WITH A WRY LIL' SMILE.
THEN STARED; THAT BAD WOLF UP & DOWN, FOR AWHILE.

LOCKED DETERMINED EYES, WITH HIS GREAT BESTIAL GAZE:
SHOUTIN': "YOUR GONNA EAT ME; JUST LIKE THE FUCKIN' STORY SAYS!

THEN, OUR HEROINE HITCH-KICKED, THAT OL' WOLF IN THE FACE.
HE FELL STRAIGHT TO HIS KNEES & RIGHT INTO PLACE.

SHE CRACKED HER BULL-WHIP; BOUND THE WOLF, WITH HER ROPES.
BALL-GAGGED HIS FANGED-FACE; PRESSED DAGGER TO THROAT...

NOW, ONE HAND ON CURVACEOUS ROUGE-CORSETED HIP...
THE OTHER STILL FONDLING HER FAVORITE BULL-WHIP;
SHE WAS NOT AFRAID, CAUSE SHE KNEW WHAT TO DO...
SHE FLOGGED HIS ASS HARD; CALLING OUT ALL HER RULES.

GONNA TAME YOUR ASS, WITH A SUCCUBUS FLAIR...
GONNA TAUNT LIL' WOLFIE, WITH A MISTRESS' CARE.
GONNA TAME THE BEAST, WITHIN YOUR DARK SOUL.
GONNA LASH YOUR BARE ASS; A RED CRIMSON GLOW.

YOU WILL PAY ATTENTION; GONNA HEED, WHAT I SAY.
YOU'LL BEHAVE LIL' WOLFIE; NOW ON, FROM THIS DAY.
GONNA TAME YOUR ARCHAIC CHAUVINISTIC OLD WAYS...
NOW, EAT ME... LIL' BAD DOG; JUST LIKE THE STORY SAYS.

THE END

WRITTEN BY: MZ.MUSE
MZMUSE
RUMPLEDCOCKSKIN
Posted December 1, 2010 by MZMUSE
ONE EVE, AT THE ROYAL PALACE;
THE INEBRIATED FATHER OF ALICE,
WAS WEAVIN' TALL TALES, ABOUT THIS~N~THAT.
WHEN THE KING OVERHEARD;
THIS DRUNK PROCLAIM, WITH LOUD WORD,
HIS ALICE SPUN GOLD, AT THE DROP OF A HAT.

WELL, THE KING SIMPLY SMILED; NO HE DID NOT FRET.
HE JUMPED AT A CHANCE, TO TAKE THIS MILLER'S BET.
AFTER LONG LUSTFUL LOOKS, AT GORGEOUS MAID ALICE.
ONE WAVE OF HIS HAND; IMPRISONED HER, IN HIS PALACE.

AT THIS ROYAL COMMAND;
GUARDS TOOK ALICE IN HAND.
"LOCK YOUNG MAIDEN, IN THE TOWER,
FOR THE NEXT 72 HOURS.
WHERE SHE'LL SPIN GOLD FOR ME,
ONLY THEN TO BE FREED."

"BUT, SHOULD THE YOUNG ALICE FAIL;
I WON'T LOCK HER IN JAIL.
INSTEAD, TO MY DUNGEONS, WITH HER,
WITHOUT PAUSE, WITHOUT WORD."

"FOR SUCH LOUD DRUNKEN BOAST;
PUNISHED IN OFFENSE, TO YOUR HOST.
JAILED FOR LIFE; BE HER SENTENCE.
A SEX SLAVE, FOR DAD'S PENANCE".

POOR DEAR ALICE WAS THEN NABBED.
SHE WAS HAULED, MAULED & GRABBED.
THEN, LOCKED IN THE TOWER;
TO SPIN & SLAVE, BY THE HOUR.

LOVELY ALICE CRIED & SHE CRIED.
FELT HER SOUL WOULD THEN DIE.
BUT, RATHER ESCAPE, WITHOUT TARRY.
SAVED BY A MIDGET NAMED LARRY.

LARRY RUMPLEDCOCKSKIN TO BE PRECISE,
PROCLAIMED, WITH NEITHER VIOLENCE NOR VICE.
DO NOT FRET; MY DEAR ALICE.
WE'LL CIRCUMVENT ALL THIS MALICE.

I SHALL SPIN ALL THE GOLD.
SIMPLY DO, AS YOUR TOLD.
AGREE TO MY FEE;
AND, YOU SHALL BE FREE.
JUST A PEARL NECKLACE; MY DEAR,
DON'T YOU WORRY; DON'T YOU FEAR.
I'LL BE PLEASANT & QUICK.
IT WILL JUST DO THE TRICK.
THEN, YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE GOLD.
SO, ALICE; DO BE BOLD.

SHE STOPPED ALL HER SOBBIN'.
HER PUSSY; NOW THROBBIN'.
AS THE DWARF DROPPED HIS PANTS;
SHE GOT HER FIRST GLANCE.
AT THE COCK HE WAS PACKIN'
DWARF'S A TRIPOD; NO SLACKIN'!

SO, LARRY THEN WENT TO WORK.
SPEWED ON ALICE, WITH A JERK.
AFTER HER PAYMENT; SO BOLD.
HE THEN, SPUN ALL THE GOLD.

WHEN THE MORNING SUN AROSE;
SUNLIGHT GLISTENED, ON GOLD.
THUS, THE KING WAS SURPRISED;
VIEWING GOLD, WITH HIS EYES.
THEN SPIED MAIDEN, SO FAIR;
WITH STRANGE GOO, IN HER HAIR.

SHE WAS GORGEOUS & TWAS STACKED;
YES, THIS BEAUTY GOT BACK.
AS THE THOUGHT HAD NOW STRUCK;
SURELY THIS WAS JUST LUCK.
THUS, THE KING STILL HAD HOPES,
OF BINDING ALICE, WITH HIS ROPES.
THEN, USING EVERY HOLE SHE HAD.
HIS ROYAL SEX-SLAVE; SO BAD.

TWO MORE NIGHTS; SHE MUST STAY.
AND, CONTINUE ON NOW; THIS WAY.
WITH TWO MEN, ON THEIR GUARD;
I'LL KEEP THE TOWER; NOW BARRED.

ALICE PACED & SHE WORRIED.
YET, THE DWARF DIDN'T HURRY.
LARRY TOOK HIS SWEET TIME,
BRINGIN' DEAL #2; THIS TIME.

TONIGHT; MY DEAR MAID,
FOR A KING'S SENTENCE STAID;
I'LL SPIN ALL THE GOLD.
IF, YOU DO, AS YOU'RE TOLD.
I'LL TAKE YOUR BODY THIS NIGHT,
TO FUCK, AS I LIKE.

ALICE HAD NO REAL CHOICE.
SO, SHE SAID, WITH SMALL VOICE;
PLEASE, BE GENTLE & BE EASY,
ALL THIS FEAR MAKES ME QUEASY.

SO, LARRY SPUN ALL THE GOLD.
THEN, CLAIMED HIS PRIZE; SO BOLD.
THEY FUCKED & THEY SUCKED;
THEN, THEY SCREWED & THEY BUCKED.
MADE THE BEAST, WITH TWO BACKS;
LEFT BRAZEN & SLACKED.
WHEN, JUST AS BEFORE;
LARRY VANISHED THROUGH THE DOOR.

AS THE MORNING SUN AROSE;
SUNLIGHT GLISTENED ON GOLD.
THE KING NOW DISMAYED;
SHE CAN'T CARRY ON; THIS WAY.
ONE MORE NIGHT, IN THE PALACE;
TO ENSLAVE THIS YOUNG ALICE.

SO, THAT NIGHT, AS SHE PACED;
HER HEART WORRIED & RACED.
SHE PONDERED & SHE THOUGHT;
WHAT WILL THIS MAD MIDGET WANT?

THUS, HE CAME BACK THE THIRD TIME.
AND DECLARED, WITH LOUD RHYME;
TONIGHT, MY DEAR MAID,
FOR A KING'S SENTENCE STAID,
I'LL SPIN ALL THE GOLD.
BUT, YOU'LL DO, AS YOU'RE TOLD.
I CLAIM SLAVE ALICE, FOR MYSELF.
AND, WE'LL KEEP ALL THIS WEALTH.

THUS, KEEPING FINGERS CROSSED,
AS HER MIND REELED & TOSSED.
ALICE HAD NO REAL CHOICE.
SO, SHE SAID, WITH SMALL VOICE;
BE NICE & BE KIND,
ALL I HAVE SHALL BE THINE.

SO, LARRY SPUN ALL THE GOLD.
SWORE TO CLAIM HER; SO BOLD.
THEN, THEY FUCKED & THEY SUCKED.
THEY SCREWED & THEY BUCKED.
MADE THE BEAST, WITH TWO BACKS;
LEFT BRAZEN & SLACKED.
THEN, JUST AS BEFORE,
LARRY VANISHED THROUGH THE DOOR.

THUS, THE MORNING SUN AROSE;
SUNLIGHT GLISTENED ON GOLD.
'TIS NEXT DAY, WITH REGRET;
THE KING LOST HIS BIG BET.
WHILE ALICE'S FATHER DID HIS BEST,
TO CLAIM MAIDEN & TREASURE CHEST.

THEN RUMPLEDCOCKSKIN ARRIVED,
WITH HIS TALK & HIS JIVE.
THUS ALL THREE MEN BICKERED,
THEY LEERED & THEY SNICKERED.

ALL THE WHILE, AS THEY FOUGHT;
FOR THE OWNER OF NAUGHT,
ALICE HITCHED UP HER RIDE;
GRABBED THE GOLD, IN ONE STRIDE.
SHE TOOK OFF, WITH THE TREASURE;
FLIPPED THE BIRD, AT HER LEISURE,
SAYIN' FUCK OFF EVERYONE!
I'M TAKIN' THE MONEY & RUN.

SO, THE MORAL OF OUR STORY;
TOLD WITH FEMININE GLORY:

THIS LADY WELL SCORNED,
NEARLY LOST & FORLORN;
NEED NOT SLAVE HER SOUL,
TO GET ALL THAT'S GOLD.
BUT, RATHER USE ALL HER WITS,
HER ASS & HER TITS;
BLIND THE MEN, WITH HER BEAUTY;
THEN, MAKE OFF, WITH THE BOOTY.

THE END


WRITTEN BY: MZ.MUSE
MZMUSE
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Posted December 1, 2010 by MZMUSE
...WORD SPREAD ACROSS THE LAND OF A WISE MAGE DWELLING IN A SMALL HOUSE, PERCHED SOMEWHERE ATOP THE MYSTICAL MOUNTAINS, WHICH LOOMED OVER THE SCENIC COUNTRYSIDE BELOW.... WHERE ONE DAY; A DETERMINED YOUNG ADVENTURER, FROM THIS VALLEY OF VILLAGES, DECIDED TO MAKE THE LONG & DIFFICULT JOURNEY TO PERSONALLY CONSULT THE ORACLE.

WHEN THE MAN FINALLY REACHED THE HOME OF THE SACRED ADVISER; HE SPIED A HUMBLE WOMAN, WHO CORDIALLY GREETED HIM, UPON HIS ARRIVAL. "I'VE COME TO PAY MY RESPECTS TO THE HOLY WISE MAN"... THE VISITOR HAUGHTILY ANNOUNCED TO THE LADY OF THE HOUSE.

IN TURN, SHE SILENTLY NODDED HER HEAD, THEN QUIETLY LED HIM INSIDE... AS THEY WALKED THROUGH THE HOUSE, THE MAN LOOKED AROUND, EAGERLY ANTICIPATING HIS ENCOUNTER WITH THE SACRED GURU.

BUT, BEFORE HE HAD REALIZED IT, THE LOVELY LADY HAD GUIDED HIM STRAIGHT TO THE BACK DOOR, THEN OUTSIDE ONCE MORE... TO THE BRIGHTLY LIT
COURTYARD BEYOND.

THE MAN ABRUPTLY STOPPED, THEN VERBALLY WHEELING UPON HIS HOST...HE ANGRILY EXCLAIMED;

"BUT, I'VE JOURNEYED ALL THIS WAY TO CONSULT THE MAGE. I DEMAND TO SEE THE WISE MAN"!

"BUT SIR, YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE SO"...THE WISE WOMAN READILY ANNOUNCED, WITH A POLITE SMILE & A KNOWING GLEAM IN HER EYES.

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WRITTEN BY: MZ.MUSE
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